Fetti.Cannon
Chain 4663 · Fair launch on Pons · Ticker $FETTI

They deleted
the confetti.
They missed one.

Robinhood Chain was built to hold tokenised shares, bonds and dollars. $FETTI is a piece of paper that fell out of a 2021 build and got onto the chain anyway. Nothing backs it.

Pieces fired this session: 0
Origin
Commit 8f2a1c

One piece was not in that build

In March 2021 Robinhood removed the confetti animation from its app. Regulators had called it gamification. Every time a retail account did something irreversible, the screen threw a small party about it. Millions of pieces went out in one deploy.

One piece was not in that build. It had fallen behind an unused feature flag in 2018 and nobody ever indexed it. It sat there for five years and three months while the rest of the product got serious about retirement accounts, index options, tokenised equities and eventually a Layer 2 of its own.

On 1 July 2026 Robinhood Chain went to mainnet. The flag compiled. The piece crossed the bridge with everything else and landed on a network built for real assets, which it is not.

--- app/animations/celebrate.js
- confetti.fire({ particleCount: 200, spread: 70 }); // removed 2021
+ cannon.fire({ chain: 4663, spread: "everyone" }); // restored 2026
The record
Verifiable

Six dates, five of them real

  1. The confetti is removed

    Robinhood strips the celebration animation after criticism that it gamified trading.

  2. Stock tokens announced

    Tokenised US equities ship to European users on Arbitrum, and a purpose-built chain is announced alongside them.

  3. Public testnet

    Robinhood Chain opens on Arbitrum Orbit. Over 200 million test transactions cross it before mainnet.

  4. Mainnet, chain 4663

    Permissionless deployment, ETH for gas, 100 ms blocks, Chainlink oracles, a Uniswap venue on day one.

  5. The launchpads arrive

    Pons ships days after mainnet. When the early leader halts new launches, it absorbs the displaced flow and becomes the busiest venue on the chain.

  6. The piece goes through

    $FETTI launches on the Pons curve, on the same chain as the tokenised stocks it is making fun of. The cannon comes back online.

The token
Fixed at launch

Nobody gets an allocation, us included

There is no tokenomics section to argue about. The Pons factory fixes the numbers at deploy: one billion tokens, all of them on the bonding curve, a fee split nobody can edit afterwards, and liquidity that locks for good once the curve graduates. The one number we choose is how much the creator wallet buys in the opening block, and we publish it here before it happens.

Supply

Total supply1,000,000,000fixed by the Pons factory
On the curve100%no presale, no private round
Team allocationNonethe launchpad does not permit one
Creator buyDisclosed pre-launchsame transaction as everyone else
Graduation4.2 ETHthen Uniswap v4, liquidity locked forever
Trading fee1%split creator / protocol, fixed at deploy

Contract

NetworkRobinhood ChainArbitrum Orbit, settles to Ethereum
Chain ID4663HOOD on a phone keypad
LaunchpadPonsETH bonding curve, Uniswap v4 hook
Curve currencyETHalso the gas token on 4663
StandardERC-20fixed supply, no mint, no blacklist
AddressPublished at deploynever trust one sent to you in a DM
How to buy
Four steps

Bridge, buy the curve, get hit by paper

  1. Add the network

    Any EVM wallet. Chain ID 4663, currency ETH, explorer robinhoodchain.blockscout.com. Copy the RPC from the official chain docs. Search results are not a safe source for it.

  2. Bridge ETH

    Use any official bridge to Robinhood Chain. The curve is priced in ETH, so ETH is the only thing you need on the other side.

  3. Buy on the curve

    Open the $FETTI page on Pons using the link in the pinned post. Search ads for launchpads are usually fake. Check the contract address against the one on this page before you sign. Every buy moves the price up the curve.

  4. Then it graduates

    At 4.2 ETH the curve migrates into a Uniswap v4 pool and the liquidity locks permanently. After that it trades like any other pair and the pool stays locked.

The cannon
v0 → v2

What the cannon does

v0 · Live now

The button at the top of this page. It fires real confetti and counts it. No wallet connection, no email field. Click it as often as you like.

v1 · At launch

An indexer watches the Pons curve. Every buy fires the cannon for everyone on the page at once, scaled to size, with the buyer's address printed on the paper. Sells fire nothing.

v2 · The fee wallet

Pons pays the creator a share of trading fees, and the wallet that receives them is fixed at deploy and published here. It funds the Confetti Index, one piece per dollar of volume, never reset. At a million pieces we buy a real cannon, aim it at a printout of the 2021 removal note, and film it. What is left buys tokenised HOOD, so the confetti ends up owning a sliver of the company that deleted it.

Never

A staking contract with a made-up yield, a partnership announcement about a partnership, a chart with a green arrow drawn on it, or a promise about price.

Questions
Read before buying

Before you ask in the group chat

Is this affiliated with Robinhood?

No. Robinhood Markets, Inc. has no involvement in this token and no responsibility for it. Robinhood Chain is a public permissionless network and anyone can deploy to it without asking. Names on this page are used descriptively.

What is the utility?

It celebrates. There is no revenue behind the price and no treasury strategy holding it up. Anyone who tells you a meme token has a valuation model is selling you their bags.

Why launch on Pons?

Because the launchpad enforces the parts you would otherwise have to take on trust. Supply is fixed at a billion, the creator cannot hold back an allocation, and the pool locks at graduation. One warning that has nothing to do with us: fake launchpad front ends are the most common way people lose money on any chain. Reach Pons through the link in the pinned post and check the contract address twice.

Why this chain?

Because it is the only chain where a joke about retail trading settles in the same block as the tokenised stocks it is joking about. Also because blocks are 100 ms, so the confetti lands before you let go of the mouse.

Will it go up?

Nobody knows, including the people who will tell you they do. Meme tokens routinely go to zero. Spend an amount that would be funny to lose.